*for best result: read top to bottom, then read all " " lines followed by all < > lines
"There are two genders: lick it off or stop complaining."
<I don't understand how couples touch each other...>
"So you gonna get bottom surgery one day?... wait wait let me back up and fill in the blanks!"
<That's what Vaseline is for...>
"I should like totally go back to him over the summer and be like "hey"... I don't think he'd know what to do."
<You sound like an ass-bitch...>
"Ah thank you"
"...Peter's dick is bigger than Jason's...and that's just a fact."
<HA gay-ee!>
"Uh... I had a paper towel because corn nuts are disgusting."
<Everyone pees...>
"There are only two genders: Ctrl C and Ctrl V."
<Ah -- yes. More tongues.>
"Pizza!"
<It's the source of like everything I have to say.>
"Acids...H's... hug ass..."
<Dammit now I have to use that one!>
<This is gonna be a really good post!>
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