That Pinata

For my 18th birthday I got a pinata.

~Okay so technically I took it...~

~Fear not. It was paid for.~

The pinata was almost too big to handle.

[I didn't have any friends to use it with.]

I had to beat it many times before getting my reward.

I actually broke it before breaking it open.

Pro tip:

Don't go to town on your pinata;

You might make it go crooked.

And nobody wants to look at a pinata that isn't straight.

[Except Peter... I guess?]

Okay so I finally beat the poor thing into spilling.

What did I get?

A lot of gushers.

Wow my 18th birthday was memorable.

I got my first pinata.

I got gushers.

I broke my pinata.

And now I can give the pinata to...

Oh nevermind...

Nobody wants a used pinata.