What…?!

You told her WHAT?!

<Okay yes… But I wasn't being serious>

You can't tell her things like that…! She takes it seriously…!

<Hey, you know me… I say things in the moment that I don't literally mean all the time>

Except you meant it this time… You wanted it to be true.

Well too bad for you; it's NOT. I would never do that.

<Well… maybe I wanted it to be true, a little>

<She deserves to know what it felt like>

NO. She does not. NO ONE deserves that.

Look… I'm sorry you got hurt, but it's in the past now.

Grow up and get over it, or get outa here until you do.

<Fine… Be that way then>